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I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because www.deviantart.com/view/247502… is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.
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roddly Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you're ever back in Ledyard, my wife would sit.
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BadMaxx Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
Jeez Hammer, I discovered this part of your life just today while listening to the commentary of Season 4 of VB and doing a google. Been a member of Deviantart for years so seeing your name associated with it figured I check out some doodles or cartoons... DAMN, was instead pleasantly blown away! You are one multi-talented dude, for lack of a better description. Wicked cool paintings.
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BadMaxx Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
Jeez Hammer, I discovered this part of your life just today while listening to the commentary of Season 4 of VB and doing a google. Been a member of Deviant art for years so seeing your name associated with it figured I check out some doodles or cartoons... Was instead pleasantly blown away! You are one multi-talented dude, for lack of a better description. Wicked cool paintings.
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BadMaxx Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
I just despise the fact I double posted, but I guess the wonderful web master has made it impossible to delete such an error so it is in stone now! Sorry guys & gals!
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GlamorousInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:o Yes, Yes you deserve full credit for all of her achievements in life. Without that bra painting she's practically nothing... Aside from being a now nationally(maybe world-wide) known stylist whom as you said "...won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well."... Or what the hell ever.
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aleksiza Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
how does one get to be one of the sitters...I would love to sit down and be one of the Doc Hammer Saints...love the entire collection...all are absolutely stunning...amazingly stunning girls
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aleksiza Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
how does one go about becoming a sitter...I would love to sit for a Doc Hammer Saint painting...love the entire collection...absolutely stunning, all of them
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evilanime789 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
this journal was posted on my birthday :)
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Brody-Mors Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
So it seems rather obvious these days that your life has now become a revolting ball of chaos and you've left your oil and canvas to accumulate dust over large periods of time till you one day realize the great mistake of leaving behind the fine art of painting sad and angry girls in their brassieres. Or the impossible has happened, you just gave up completely.
A dramatic rant here or there never hurt anyone, but on a more serious note, I am actually curious as to your lack of activity here. I realize that your account has now become the new hang out spot for high school kids who spend their late nights watching cartoons, so, your avoidance is understandable. But, when you come by to view your old DA account, give me a shout and we'll talk about some art.
A fan, Brodi
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Doc-Hammer Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
Hahaha... Thanks for your concern. Yes, my Venture and musical duties are kinda massive these days. Art has many faces, and I don't like to ignore any of them. But, I still paint and will post some when I feel they are worth going through the whole process of photographing, explaining, etc... Until then, I don't mind being the smoking car in the train that is DA.
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