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Doctor Hammer
United States
Current Residence: NYC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Like a women's medium.
Favourite genre of music: Snore Core, and my band "WEEP"
Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
Operating System: Mac, G5
MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because… is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.


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spiffyart Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I listened to your band WEEP while browsing your paintings, you humble me with your multi talent mood stirring work. Plz make 21 resurrect 24!!
thereal21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
dude I need your autograph I won't give it out to anybody just shoot me an email I need to get your autograph
bobbyjohnford Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
You are a tool
Loana-Lalonde Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Hello there! :D
dragon-of-seth Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Mannn, I hope you still do your paintings, We don't see them here any more. :/
LeMorteNoir Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you need a sitter, hit me up. We used to be friends on MySpace; I liked your Gretsch. Facebook me, search Sarah Gibney, or Instagram me at LeMorteNoir. Until then, be good!
ZombieDaryl Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love your work!! 
And I draw lots of Venture Bros fan art in your honor!
Mokeyfrog Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014

You may find this interesting.. its Degrassi related.…

rollarius55 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really great work!!! congrats!!!
beastfolk Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
One of the best galleries I've seen so far. Splendid work, thank you for sharing.
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