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Wed Mar 15, 2006, 6:29 PM
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.
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  • Current Residence: NYC
  • Interests: Painting and being a Venture brother.
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Rembrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra
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~Cakeair:iconCakeair: 3 days 15 hours ago
THE DOC HAMMER???!?
~humblerthanyou:iconhumblerthanyou: 5 days 2 hours ago
I drew something for you, Doc.

[link]
~booraven:iconbooraven: Jul 3, 2009, 1:40:06 AM
hey long time no speak how have you been?
~marissa

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~TheSentientDeviant:iconTheSentientDeviant: Jul 3, 2009, 8:08:20 AM
i like your owl he's cute
~booraven:iconbooraven: 6 days 22 hours ago
why thank you ^_^ i think hes cute too. so hows it going? do you still remeber about the boy wounder joke?
~marissa
p.s im sure you dont rember cause you prob talk to alot of people but i just wanted to see lol

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~EltonBM:iconEltonBM: Jul 2, 2009, 10:43:53 AM
Hello Mr. Doc-Hammer. My name is Elton and first I have to excuse everyone over my poor use of the english language. I live in Brazil and work alone to get it better.
I´m now working in a way to legally acquire the 3 Sessions from famous V cartoon. And o resume this:
You paint well, congratulations!
You have a very nice hand for cartoons too.
The VF show is really strange, to show such "things" as the main characters. But is great.
You did the artwork for the of the DVDs?
Going to add you even if you seems to be out for a loooong time.
~littledeath:iconlittledeath: Jul 2, 2009, 7:45:45 AM
it would be awesome to model for you.. ^_^ i just hope to meet you some time hopefully in some place calmer then a convention.
keep doing the awesome mixed medium you do so well

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~demonlover11:icondemonlover11: Jun 30, 2009, 9:09:04 PM
I don't know if I should be this stoked but...
:woohoo:
You've got a dA account!!
and it's full of awesome oils

(Extra special cool points because I had no idea you were a skilled painter as well)
I'm finding it really hard not to go into "fan-mode"as you probably get enough of that but I totally dig your work on the Venture Brothers (Dr. Girlfriend :thumbsup: FTW) and your words of advice for painters are amusing and informative- I have people looking at me with more displeasure and confusion than normal because I can't help but laugh (seemingly at the computer screen).
It's also neat to see another artist with vitiligo (at least I'm pretty sure that's why your hair is 2-tone). It's heartening to see someone sport it with such flair!

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"But these impulses may be from below, not above."[said the elder and] I replied, " They do not seem to me to be such; but if I am the Devil's child, I will live from the Devil." No law can be sacred to me but that of my own nature.
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