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Doc-Hammer
Doctor Hammer
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United States
Current Residence: NYC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Like a women's medium.
Favourite genre of music: Snore Core, and my band "WEEP"
Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
Operating System: Mac, G5
MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
Interests
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because www.deviantart.com/view/247502… is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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:iconspiffyart:
spiffyart Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
I listened to your band WEEP while browsing your paintings, you humble me with your multi talent mood stirring work. Plz make 21 resurrect 24!!
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thereal21 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
dude I need your autograph I won't give it out to anybody just shoot me an email I need to get your autograph
serenityponds@ymail.com
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bobbyjohnford Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
You are a tool
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Loana-Lalonde Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Hello there! :D
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dragon-of-seth Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Mannn, I hope you still do your paintings, We don't see them here any more. :/
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LeMorteNoir Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you need a sitter, hit me up. We used to be friends on MySpace; I liked your Gretsch. Facebook me, search Sarah Gibney, or Instagram me at LeMorteNoir. Until then, be good!
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ZombieDaryl Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love your work!! 
And I draw lots of Venture Bros fan art in your honor!
GO TEAM VENTURE!:squee: 
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Mokeyfrog Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014

You may find this interesting.. its Degrassi related.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLfGKi…

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rollarius55 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really great work!!! congrats!!!
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beastfolk Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
One of the best galleries I've seen so far. Splendid work, thank you for sharing.
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