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About Me Deviant Premium Member Doc-HammerMale/United States Recent Activity
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I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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  • Current Residence: NYC
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Like a women's medium.
  • Interests: Painting, being a Venture brother, my band, and a York's peppermint patty
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core, and my band "WEEP"
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Rembrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra
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:iconrafaeladell:
any dvd tutorials on painting?? if so, where can i purchase?your style is amazing, show and share your secrets to the world and teach those who want to learn
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*Shapshizzle May 18, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Just watched the Venture Brothers through on DVD again... Man I love that show, laugh every time.

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:iconviolent13:
you are and have been for a long time one of the best artists i've ever seen...and wow,the best episodes of VB are the ones you wrote..i still think my old man does a great dr. girlfriend impression,even if its not spot on like yours,LOL...um...i recently found out that you were in a band i loved back in the day,so that rocks too. please please PLEASE keep up the good work:)
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:iconlady-au-pair:
How did the show in Bklyn go? yet another WEEP show i missed but I swear i will make it to & stay to watch one of these days. You keep playing so i have the chance to meetcha once again.... AND i still hafta pay you for the last cd's you gave me years ago!!!

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:iconcrying-vegeta:
WOW! I never realized your were such a nerd. In a good way though.
..not really, but holy shit a DA member for 7 years. I guess I shouldnt have underestimated you... This wont happen again.

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:icondr-duncanstein:
What's up Doc? Check your desk man, someone's sleeping under it. We have some business to discuss.
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:iconhatman9:
Where did you go? The world needs your art! Hope to hear more new Weep. Keep it up man! You're amazing!
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~Halogennan Feb 21, 2012  Student General Artist
You are my goal
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~The-Anime-Couple2012 Feb 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
we totally love ya!! XD
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:iconkellin:
Mood: Wow! ~kellin Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy moly, I had no idea you were such a fantastic traditional artist, too.

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