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About Me Member Comedy Writer Doc-HammerMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Be a sitter, win a prize

Wed Mar 15, 2006, 5:29 PM
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: NYC
  • Interests: Painting and being a Venture brother.
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Rembrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra
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Comments


:icondozalt:
I'm gonna stay right here til you consider me your best friend... or at least a minor annoyance.

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I have a malignant brain humor and it's driving me inane ![link]
:iconmissjillian:
fan of your show, fan of your art. not too familiar with your music but i'll get around to it someday. :D

Even though I secretly love and hate beautiful women at the same time :) ... your portrayal of them and their emotions makes them approachable and relatable.

Anyway, looking forward to seeing more of your work.
:iconzoomwafflez:
Dear Doc,
Thank you for the venture bros! Newest episode was fantastic :D
You rock my socks

Love,
ZW
:iconstewiesuxcox:
I've been working from seven to eleven every night. I said it kinda makes my life a drag. I don't think that's right...Since I've been loving you, I'm about to lose my worried mind.

Said I've been crying, my tears they fell like rain,
Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling?
:iconchrissopsich08:
Hey Doc, I am a comedian and cartoonist and really appreciate what you and Jackson are doing. I also checked out Weep, and I love that semi-hollow body Gretsch Falcon. Thanks for the laughs sir!
:iconshestheonlygirlforme:
So do I have to flatter you to get your attention? I love the Venture Brothers like they where my own sons. Will you help me now?
:iconlunakenei:
I am such a huge fan of Venture Bros. Love it! So much in fact that I created this fan art that my friends have insisted for months that I send to you, despite my humility. Click here--> Who Watches The Ventures. I hope you enjoy it. :)

(By the way, I was not expecting anything near the emotional response that I got from viewing your gallery. The technique and expression are just... wow.)
:iconilovejason123:
YOU.ARE.AWESOME.
your panting and work on the Venture Brothers are both equally kickass :D

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Rule #34: if it exists,there is porn of it
Rule #35: if there isnt porn of it, porn will be made
:iconmaryr1316:
Random posting, if you haven’t already seen, some has a tattoo of Doctor Girlfriend. Just found it cool. You’ll have to go down half the page to fin it

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“How the slag are you staying so optimistic?”
“I’m drunk.”
“Oh… Cheater.”
~Mentality's Hold
:iconelfythegreat:
There are literally no words that can sum up how...*sighs* Your work! Just...WOW!
xx

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"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing" - Dali.

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"Gimme some OJ I stuck the wrong end of the paintbrush in my mouth" - yours truely.

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