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Doctor Hammer
United States
Current Residence: NYC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Like a women's medium.
Favourite genre of music: Snore Core, and my band "WEEP"
Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
Favourite style of art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
Operating System: Mac, G5
MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because… is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

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ZombieDaryl Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love your work!! 
And I draw lots of Venture Bros fan art in your honor!

You may find this interesting.. its Degrassi related.…

rollarius55 Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really great work!!! congrats!!!
beastfolk Aug 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
One of the best galleries I've seen so far. Splendid work, thank you for sharing.
Protolore Jul 11, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Dear Deany V.,
I'm remodeling my bachelor pad, and everyone knows Deany V. lives in the coolest home ever, could you please print out a layout of the Venture Compound complete with security schematics and access codes?
15t Jul 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
can I call you master, your paintings are awesome especially Saint No.39! please teach me some sh** . tips, tricks what ever information you can give me I would greatly appreciate it .
Lets not try and play games, I love your person. Tis all.
When you ever have the time do you think you will ever have a book out with your new and earlyer works in it?
You and Jackson Public make nerds happier than Russell T Davies and Joss Whedon combined.
Mech-Medic Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
your paintings look amazing. They remind me of Vertigo Comics from the 90's or maybe the Killing Joke, but they look great. GJ on the Venture Bros. It's one of my favorite shows on T.V. and I hope it get all the recognition it deserves.
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