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Be a sitter, win a prize

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 15, 2006, 6:29 PM
I don't know if anybody has bothered to watch "Style Me" on WE (Women's Entertainment Television). It's a show hosted by the over-tanned and under-talented Rachel Hunter, that is primarily a ripoff of "Project Runway". But instead of competing as fashion designers, the "Style Me" bunch has to compete as stylists. Well anyway, they have finished the season and announced a winner.

So you are naturally going "Who cares?" Well, I do. And not because I give a shit about the lazy and manipulative world of Reality TV (note: I care about the lazy and manipulative world of cartoons, I guess). I care because [link] is the winner. Yes, that's the girl who won the privilege/responsibility of trying to make Rachel Hunter look like she dresses well.

She sat for that painting right before she was sequestered with the other stylists. I mean like just a few days before this "Style Me" thing went down. And here is a telling tidbit: She made that bra she is wearing in my painting.

What? What was that? ... Yes! The answer is YES! I take full credit for her victory! The fact that she was far and away the best stylist is immaterial. I don't like to get bogged down with facts when I am taking the credit for other's achievements.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: over 15
  • Current Residence: NYC
  • Interests: Painting and being a Venture brother.
  • Favourite movie: Ken Russell's The Devils
  • Favourite band or musician: Downtown Sasquatch, The Zits, Hey That's My Bike, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Snore Core
  • Favourite artist: Whistler, Titian, Remrandt, Gustav Moreau, Velasquez, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Baudelaire, JK Huysmans, Mallerme, Proust
  • Favourite photographer: I liked Helmut Newton when I was a kid... Probably still do.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Style? Ummm, heartfelt and honest, but not "clever".
  • Operating System: Mac, G5
  • MP3 player of choice: Extra-old, 10G ipod
  • Shell of choice: Shell Levene (Ya know, Glengarry Glen Ross)
  • Wallpaper of choice: William Morris, in pale greens.
  • Skin of choice: Ummm, girl skin? Like, extra-soft girl skin.
  • Favourite game: Cootie, Don't Break the Ice, Mr. Mouth, Pay Day, G'nip G'nop, Toss Across
  • Favourite gaming platform: You are kidding me... Right?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend, Master Billy Quizboy, Henchman No.21
  • Personal Quote: If your work can be easily copied, it should be.
  • Tools of the Trade: brush, oil, canvas, pigment, girl in bra

Devious Comments

~sparkledPVC:iconsparkledPVC: 2 days 2 hours ago
I could easily fly you like a kite and I'm about...child-sized. Slightly larger.

Anyhow. That's not too long at all.

See you then, chief.
~infinitesimal:iconinfinitesimal: 3 days 38 minutes ago
hey mate nice paintings
*Doc-Hammer:iconDoc-Hammer: 3 days 19 hours ago
Typo-schmypo, that was a lazy misspelling. More paintings? Let me see... I'm so ridiculously swamped with matters of the Venture sort, and the new band... I don't know. I was planning on painting again at the end of this month, so... It's gonna be a few months at least. I'm only one guy. And honestly, if you've ever seen me, I'm hardly even that. I'm like 1/3 of a guy.
~sparkledPVC:iconsparkledPVC: 4 days 4 hours ago
Helmut.

Fix that typo. It's been bothering me since I noticed it.

When next will you give us something to ogle?
=JulianDingli:iconJulianDingli: 4 days 11 hours ago
Great work - the subject in a world were religion lost most of its power in art makes your angels / saints so original and beautiful
~29once:icon29once: 6 days 22 hours ago
Really, really inspiring work.
*jeffsimpsonkh:iconjeffsimpsonkh: May 3, 2008, 12:34:31 PM
Amazing paintings...and who doesn't love the venture brothers.
*XFantasyAddictX:iconXFantasyAddictX: Apr 21, 2008, 11:12:24 PM
I never realized you had a dA, I know you probably get this a lot but I really look up to you as an artist and a writer. Though I'm usually not one for the fine arts I've found your paintings, though I've only seen a few of them, very deep and interesting(Not in the BS backhanded compliment way). Good luck with season 3 of The Venture Bros. and other future projects, I'm looking forward to them(I really hope that didn't sound like one big kiss-ass rant..)

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"When you're waking up, the world is a blur.

What was clear in a dream, suddenly makes no sense.

No Surreal Rescues. No easy, magic way out.

But you are awake."

~Max Payne
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
~kaliburstudio:iconkaliburstudio: Apr 20, 2008, 11:53:48 AM
Wonderfull gallery, the first time I saw one of your paintings (you were standing in front of it in a picture) I thought it was a real person behind you.
I find 'girl in bra' essential for the majority of stuff i do as well.
~polygon-wrangler:iconpolygon-wrangler: Apr 20, 2008, 5:31:36 AM
Thanks for coming to NY ComicCon. The panel discussion was fantastic!
~anyspoon:iconanyspoon: Apr 18, 2008, 2:35:59 PM
what a wonderful gallery, i only just started painting with oils literally in the last 3 days and i was pretty proud of the outcome until i saw your paintings!
but thankyou for making me strive to get better :D

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my hand is not down my pants!


oh wait, yeah it is
*Doc-Hammer:iconDoc-Hammer: Apr 18, 2008, 1:49:31 PM
Are you reading that from a poster with a breaching dolphin on it?
~KaloqnStoqnov:iconKaloqnStoqnov: Apr 18, 2008, 1:07:17 PM
Test your imagination!
*KireiKisaki:iconKireiKisaki: Apr 18, 2008, 12:46:46 AM
I love your work ~ you're incredibly talented! :) Your entire gallery is beautiful!

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"...curiouser and curiouser..."

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*kuewa:iconkuewa: Apr 16, 2008, 11:27:11 AM
Hey man, love your show! amazing paintings!

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His mystery is history... its pistery... he's radon!
*Wolf-Daemon:iconWolf-Daemon: Apr 15, 2008, 8:11:11 PM
Fantastic gallery, and I take it from the rest of the comments that you work on the Venture Brothers show? Very cool, man. (Love the music too.)
Needless to say, I'll be watching! :)

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Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier... Alle wollen nur dich zähmen.

Rammstein
~piXieLips:iconpiXieLips: Apr 9, 2008, 6:48:31 PM
holy shit your paintings are awesome.

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don't dream it be it
~dragonflower:icondragonflower: Apr 6, 2008, 7:27:22 AM
Gosh, well, if you're ever in the neighborhood of Florida, I'd love to see a concert. You're a man of many talents.

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The path does not change, only he who walks it.
*Miss-Minerva-Sage:iconMiss-Minerva-Sage: Apr 6, 2008, 7:24:53 AM Mood: Artistic
Doc! I didn't know you were here! :heart: =D

I'm a huge fan of the Venture Bros (it's really all about Brock *dreamy sigh*) and I look forward to getting to know your other work. :aww: I very much dig your classical painting style.

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Move me on to any black square
Use me any time you want
Just remember that the goal
'Sfor us all to capture all we want
:handshake: :teamwork: :highfive:
*creepy-craft
*ArtisanCraft
~HettyBobcat:iconHettyBobcat: Apr 4, 2008, 6:21:33 PM
I think your paintings are intensely amazing! I would very much like to watch your page!

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"I'm a Mog - half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend."
~nanicooties:iconnanicooties: Apr 2, 2008, 4:20:01 PM
p.s. can't be true is my favorite. definitely.
~nanicooties:iconnanicooties: Apr 2, 2008, 3:51:48 PM
oh god, it is better then good doc! i wish i could listen to it some other way than myspace though. i also hope to be your first subject when you start painting again! eee.
*Doc-Hammer:iconDoc-Hammer: Apr 2, 2008, 1:16:32 AM
Well? It's good, right? Not bad for a painter who writes jokes at least. We have our first rehearsal tomorrow. I have to find out if I can sing and play guitar at the same time. Can't be that hard... I mean, I've seen it done before.
~nanicooties:iconnanicooties: Apr 2, 2008, 12:17:55 AM
oh, shit. i've been listening nonstop since you've posted this. waaah!
~MetaKnightmareGirl:iconMetaKnightmareGirl: Mar 31, 2008, 9:30:14 PM
Oh my god that unfinished rough cut of season three that just aired...

Amazing.

Keep up the work, guys.

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Thinking of you, wherever you are.
We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now I will step forward and realize this wish.